I am admittedly not a The Row person. I am too loud (both actually and aesthetically) for its whispering splendor. Nothing about me is subtle, but I do appreciate how simplicity is imbued into all of its pieces. And often I do find that the brand’s footwear sways me over to the dark side. I love kooky ballet flats (like these PVC trash-filled ones just released by Ashley Williams), but nothing is sexier—to me—than sandals that make you unafraid to show some toe.
By now, even the most novice fashion girls know that The Row makes ultra-luxe flip-flops and sexy strappy sandals that retail for over $1000. Naturally, when I saw an image of Mary-Kate Olsen wearing strappy black sandals while smoking a cigarette on the streets of New York in a loose orange hoodie that oozed uncomplicated coolness, I assumed the shoes were from her brand.
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So, can you imagine my surprise when I realized that not only were the sandals not The Row, but that they were also from Teva. Oh, and they retail for just under $45. It sent a shiver down my spine. It altered my brain chemistry. It caused me to black out and add to cart immediately. I’ve never regretted anything less.